Royal Flush

When you blow your load on chick's face, and then give her an Ace of Spades.

When I was done nailing her, I gave her a Royal Flush.

by Jose Flores September 2, 2007

four flusher

this is an awesome word and apt. sadly my proposal double stalling stalled and would be a great part of the constellation of shit for brains. sometimes if i think someone is full of shit, i give them some shit and if they can't take any shit i conclude they are full of shit, a four flusher.

"The man is incompetent, he's a fourflusherfour flusher, a publicity-seeker, an unethical competitor, and he has none of the instincts of a gentleman." page three, Perry mason solves "the case of the reluctant model" by erle Stanley Gardner

by bonarues July 27, 2019

Royal Flush

The act of receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a piss.

While I was at the club, I met this chick and she pulled me in the bathroom and gave me a royal flush.

by b_eezy712 April 28, 2008

flusternated

loves to glote in activies; when loosing tends to throw hate on ground and storm out; heavy on joke that hurt others; will leave a girl to play video games

Steve won in pool again, you've just been flusternated

by Big-T November 5, 2004

flushing out your oven

after dutch ovening your bed, you gently lift one area of the blanket or sheets allowing air to come out of the "oven" and flow towards your partner or friend.

"whats that horrid smell, did you shit the bed?"

"na I just had to flush out my oven baby"

"id prefer if you flushing out your oven in another direction"

by Jon Josephssssssss October 4, 2008

flush n fizz

To complete the act of anal sex by removing the penis from the anus immediately prior to ejaculation, resulting in exterior ejaculation up and between the partner's buttocks; to cum up an anal sex partner's ass crack.

I was so damn randy last night. By the time I was ready to flush n fizz Teri's hot ass, my jizz nearly reached to her shoulder blades.

Tammy is a good sport! During our threesome, after I flushed n fizzed Gina, Tammy licked her backside clean. It was hot!!

by Biil Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010

Fluser

A person who failed to take advantage of all the seasonal flu shots and prevention opportunities given by their employer and local governments, and as a result, contracts the flu.

Danny's health insurance offers free flu shots, but due to his procrastinating, he missed out on getting his shot, and completely forgot about it. Now he's in bed whining about how lousy the flu makes him feel, and wallowing in his own mucus. What a fluser he is!

by David W. Irish February 6, 2013