Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

are you fist fucking me clark?

Expressing disbelief.

Are you fist fucking me clark?

by Herpagonasyphilaid November 10, 2020

fuck me I am famous

Used by David Getta in his album of the same name, also used as fmiamf

Please fuck me I am famous because I am a youtuber

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

Let my run the show and you just sit there

Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024

Fuck me day

A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳

Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??

by Sopooki August 1, 2021

fuck me

fuck me daddy ahhhhh~

fuck me daddy aaaaaahhhhh~

by Emory Andrew Tate III August 9, 2022

Fuck me

Fuck me is a term used when you either
1. get angry at something or
2. want to be fucked so hard that you would say this in public

SLUT

Tom smashes controller on accedent "FUCK ME"
or when a whore is horny "FUCK ME~"

by someguythatlikesstuff January 25, 2024