A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.
You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.
You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.
I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!
You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!
I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?
You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!
I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?
by LingDanc803 November 21, 2023

by Angel1994 October 1, 2025

PLS DADDYY PLS FUCK ME IM ON MY KNEES PLS STICK IT IN PLS CUM IN ME YOU ARE THE BEST BIG BROTHER I COULD EVER ASK FOR
by Obito.fx December 10, 2021

Fuck Me is when a person wants to fuck the other person.
Why The fuck are you reading this. Go get a life for god sake loner
Why The fuck are you reading this. Go get a life for god sake loner
by hotboyjohnny( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 27, 2021
