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Fuckit Bucket

A bucket like contraption whereby a chick can be lowered on to your tent pole and spun. Usually found at your higher class Mexican stip clubs.
WARNING: FAILURE TO ADHERE TO LUBRICATION REQUIREMENTS WITH THIS FUCKIT BUCKET CAN RESULT IN PENILE DISLOCATION AND EMERGENCY ROOM HILARITY.
by Obamessiah June 3, 2009
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Fucktard

Noun: Andrew Zuerner of Illinois.

Man of genius...NOT.
Synonym: Ass Wipe, Bottom of the food chain.
Every family has a Fucktard in it and Andrew is the one in the Zuerner family.
by Downtown Pipster June 14, 2014
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Socially fucktarded

Someone who people forget are in the conversation because they don't talk, then when they do it usually comes off as gay or weird. They live extremely dull lives because of the hatred to trying new things and hanging out with people.

They are usually extremely pale due to the lack of interaction with civilization and have been friend zoned by every love interest ever (if the socially fucktarded has talked to one).
1. Dude Jared is so socially fucktarded, I tried talking to him the other day, and he just responded with different fruit.

2. Dude Houston is such a social fucktard, I havn't seen him outside in 2 months.
by Heisenbergg January 1, 2012
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fucktard

fucking annoying internet kliche-word spreading wider and making more damage than ayb and ackbar combined. Spawn of lousy sites as fark.com and its ilk. A simple and pure sign of associations with the lowest of internet humor. Burn it with fire.
lol fucktard france surrenders lol
by eple September 10, 2003
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fucktard

Hello Mr. retarded person you are a fucking tard.
by And, rew September 29, 2003
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fucktard

A male in his mid-20's that has mannerisms and vocabularly similar to Kelso from That 70's Show.
Why is that guy that works in the mall so fucktarded?
by Perfect Stranger May 4, 2006
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fucktabulous

A descriptive word ascribing to a shag of the highest echelon. It is an expression of post-coital delight of the equal of shagging a celebrity. It can also be interchanged for the word stupendous when used to describe other acts/objects
"That was fucktabulous darling, just like shagging Beyonce"

"What a fucktabulous bong, I am well and truly fucked"

"That was a fucktabulous film, I particularly liked the part where she smoked a cigar whilst inserting a wine bottle in her rectum"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
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