Obamessiah's definitions

Fuckit Bucket

A bucket like contraption whereby a chick can be lowered on to your tent pole and spun. Usually found at your higher class Mexican stip clubs.

WARNING: FAILURE TO ADHERE TO LUBRICATION REQUIREMENTS WITH THIS FUCKIT BUCKET CAN RESULT IN PENILE DISLOCATION AND EMERGENCY ROOM HILARITY.

by Obamessiah June 3, 2009

Waffle

A waffle is a summer camp prank that requires several people to execute. The wafflee is restrained while a tennis racket is pressed firmly on his stomach. Then a coarse brush is violently applied to the area. When the racket is lifted the red and white grid impression resembles a tasty breakfast treat.

Dear Mom and Dad: Camp is fun, but two nights ago my bunkmates gave me the worst waffle. Last night, just as a joke, I set my bunk on fire and barricaded the door from the outside so I guess we're even.

by Obamessiah August 19, 2009