Freedom Hillbilly

A person who thinks covid19 is a hoax and attempts to get America to open by treating essential workers like trash.

A Freedom Hillbilly came into work today, and after finding out our dining room wasn’t open yet lost his shit and said he’d take his business elsewhere.

by Astronaut Helmet May 13, 2020

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freedom fog

The smoke left in the air from either lighting a firework or a firework going off.

The night sky was full of freedom fog on the Fourth of July.

by BlakeAP July 4, 2017

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freedom head

When your getting head while holding fireworks in one hand and chugging a beer with the other.

My July 4th was completed when my girlfriend gave me freedom head.

by DTOMConfederate July 5, 2017

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An idiosyncratic traditional trinket of the American people which they receive at birth and are allowed to handle to its full potential once they turn 21. Americans are very fond of their freedoms but will gladly demonstrate them to you if you ask nicely.

Tourist: O herrow, sar, Imma tuwist , wud ju main to sho mi yu fouidumz?
American: Haha, sure pal. Here you go, watch and be amazed! (takes out his freedoms and shows them)
Tourist: OOooh!!!

Peter: Hey John, why you lookin' so down all day?
John: Man..I forgot where I put my freedoms, now I can't find them anywhere..
Peter: ...even the..?
John: Yes, even the gun locker

by SirSchleifchen June 18, 2017

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Freedom snag

Freedom Snags is the colloquial name for a sausage wrapped in a slice of bread, bought from a sausage sizzle operated as a fundraiser at Australian polling places on election day, often in aid of the institutions that house the polling place

Going to go vote and get some Freedom Snags

by Nahmatebuzz August 28, 2021

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