Fords

A town or Ward located in Woodbridge Township, which is then part of Middlesex County, New Jersey. However, Fords is its own town and has its own zip code (08863). Fords is the third largest district and one of ten districts in Woodbridge Township, NJ. The towns surrounding Fords are: Edison, Metuchen, Menlo Park Terrace, Woodbridge proper, Hopelawn, and Keasbey. Fords is accesible and surrounded by almost every major Highway in Central NJ. Mainly NJ Turnpike (aka I-95), Garden State Parkway, Route 1, Route 9., and I-287. For this reason Fords is considered the "CrossRoads" of Central NJ. These highways all cut through Fords. Along Route 1., Fords is in between Woodbridge Center Mall and Menlo Park Mall which are about 8 miles apart or less.

1. I live in Fords, NJ.
2. I'm located in the Fords section of Woodbridge Township.
3. My zip code in Fords, NJ is 08863

by TTheInfamous1 March 7, 2009

foreskin

An unclipped dick that looks like a fucking anteater, aarvark, this is nasty shit

your foreskin looks like a fucking aardvark

by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007

Lake Forest

Lake Forest is the name of the Best Town on Chicago's North Shore. With Lake Bluff as its Canada and Highwood as its Mexico, Lake Forest forms a utopian microcosm of the United States. Or, at least, how an ideal United States WOULD be if we got rid of all the minorities, the poor, the curly-haired hippy liberals, etc. Lake Forest is proudly white, proudly Christian, proudly conservative, and largely Republican. Lake Forest is largely Upper Middle Class, with a few really rich people living in mansions down at the lakeshore. Unlike the other towns on the North Shore, whose affluence comes from being professionals, which are filled with professors and journalists and artists and lawyers and doctors...Lake Forest gets its affluence from businessmen and bankers. As such, ours is a happy family-values aristocratic affluence, unlike the existentially angsty liberal intellectualite "affluence" of the "New Trier Suburbs". Our people are SMART, not "intellectual". Religious, not "spiritual". And truly have class, not "culture". In other words, we're the real deal. Happy, friendly, safe. Not poser bohemians like the other North Shore towns. And we ARE better looking than most places. And look and dress more NORMALLY. Those New Trier boys with their long curly hair should visit a barber. Looks like dirty pubes on their head. Get a haircut! We are down-to-earth people who get things done and don't take any crap. Things here have to look nice and be non-offensive. We don't want the angsty overachievment of the New Trier kids of parents who can't get over the 70's. We have less venereal disease than New Trier, and less atheist scum. We are not snobs, just proud. It's the myth of intellectualism in the "New Trier Suburbs" that is snobby. We're just regular Americans, down to earth people who just happened to succeed in business, and decided to use it to build a safe and beautiful town with good schools for the kids to grow up in. As such, we don't much care for the rest of the North Shore's angsty constant-rebellion identity crises.

New Trier Boy #1: It's so unfair. Good genes make you rich, smart, happy, and beautiful. Like those Lake Forest kids. They're so smart and happy and athletic and attractive! The girls have such big, perky tits and the guys have such huge cocks!

New Trier Boy #2: I know, it's so unfair. I'm clearly better than them because I can quote Nietzche and my dads are modern art professors. And yet I'm just going to go write some dark poetry and then hang myself with my own long, dirty, curly hair because I can't help but feel inadequate compared to them.

by TrevorWellisbetterthanyou January 21, 2008

Forester

An uncommon boys name given to only the best boys. Foresters are sweet and have a different way of seeing the world. They have their own theories and ideas. You can share the deepest conversations with them. They are moody but winning ones affection is priceless. They usually have blonde hair and blue eyes framed by freckles. Foresters are usually determined to get what they want and don't give up easily. They are excellent kissers and are great in bed. They make the best boyfriends because there so thoughtful and know exactly what to say at the right time. A Forester will always be there for you when you need him. No matter what. Usually they are modest and don't admit to their good looks and charming personality. Everyone needs a Forester in their life.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Friend: Whats his name?

Girl: Forester.

Friend: Lucky Bitch.

by lulusoso October 2, 2013

lonely forest

The Lonely Forest is an amazing, but basically unheard of band from the small town of Anacortis, Washington.

You can't find much of their stuff unless you live close, but you could find some of their CDS on iTunes.

They are a fun yet serious indie rock group with very catchey songs that make you think.

Similar to a Modest Mouse like band in terms of creativity.

"I got lost in the Lonely Forest"

Or

I just heard The Lonely Forest in Anacortis, they rocked my underwear off and gave me a popsicle!!!!

by branond June 16, 2008

subaru forester

a car that is typically driven by lesbians

a subaru forester is a lesbain car.

by pixiedust69 June 28, 2017

Forest Gump

A person who has experienced many adventures and/or is talented at many things; just like Forest Gump.

Last weekend we went to Berkeley, smoked with a hobo, threw a cup of pee out the window, got pulled over by the cops, got a random girl to show us her boobs...we were Forest Gumpin so hard

by Balad February 17, 2010