Feminist

The definition of feminism says that it means equal rights between men and women, but actual feminists proves this wrong. A feminist is nowadays a triggered man-hating fat cunt (usually a female) who thinks that there is enough inequality in the world for them to take action (even if there are next to none in reality), but has double standards. They get triggered whenever they see anything that has with men to do and want to eliminate everything manly in the world, even males themselves.

So please, if you believe in gender equality, please don't call yourself a feminist.

Man: *tells a slightly sexist joke*
Feminist: THIS IS WHY ALL MEN SHOULD DIE THEY HATE FEMALES AND...
Man: It is only a joke calm down.
Feminist: NO HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN YOU ARE BEING A SEXIST WOMAN-HATING...
Man: Oh my god just shut up and get laid.

by Barnrumpknull May 28, 2017

Feminist

some stupid woman who says that women should be equally treated as men even though we literately work potentially life-ending jobs like being in the military.

Women's footballer: I deSeRVe EqUAl pAy!
Person with common sense: you're being a feminist.

by Kasprin December 29, 2023

Angry feminist

When you go to a feminist rally and proceed to ask them to make you sandwiches while whiping out your shlong

I went to that rally and pulled and angry feminist

by Asian nation May 17, 2019

Feminists vs Prison gangs

The feminist dyke plan to insult the prisoners turn them in wimpy faggots. The feminists bragged about the glorious result.

The dyke feminists lectured the prison population about how all men are evil. The prison guards let the prison gangs to pass the feminists around to improve their prison morale.The feminists screamed for hours while the guards laughed. Feminists vs Prison gangs

by queensburykid March 17, 2025

feminist

Annoying fat aggressive cunt with unnatural colorful hair who never gets laid. Likely to complain about everything and blames men for it without facts and sources

Look at that annoying fat aggressive cunt with unnatural colorful hair! Stay away from it! It's a feminist.

by SovietComrade1820 September 4, 2017

Feminist cookie

A feminist cookie is the term for the reward some men seem to be seeking for saying or doing something feminist. Asking someone if they want a cookie may be used to mock, more or less gently, such attention seeking. A man congratulating himself on his feministic treatment of women is likely to be called out for cookie seeking. In general, feminists consider feminist behavior an essential matter of etiquette, not a cause for general congratulations and acclaim.

Bob: “Women shouldn’t go to prison for false rape accusations.”
Marie: “No shit. Want a feminist cookie?”

by FLWizard August 10, 2021

Schrödinger's feminist

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

Schrödinger's Feminist

This girl i know is a Schrodinger's feminist

by Poplex May 20, 2024