felch

The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.

A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.

(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)

by L A Lara October 17, 2008

felching

Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals
into anus or vagina.

see "a kilo"

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

Feltch

When a man cums in a womans/mans bum and then sucks the cum out. Lots of Gays do this but men and women do it to

heard in eminems song 'Insane' - Dont you know what feltched means? ye. Well then tell me would you rather get feltched or do the feltching, fuck 'em in the arse and suck the cum out while you're beltching, burp blench and go back for a second helping.

Last night i wanted Mason to feltch me, he was like errrrman! bun/fuck that, but we did it anyway hehe

Heard you feltched that new girl, yeman ' ;)

by farrahmae July 22, 2011

felch LITE

A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.

I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

felchanigga

1. Felch's name in ebonics.
2. A nigga who enjoys felching.

"What is your name in ebonics?"
"Uh...Felchanigga"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A FELCHANIGGA?"

by obv666 February 8, 2010

Double Felchman

A glorious sexual act wherein one combines the double frogman and felching. After finishing inside of yourself, you suck the seed back out of your cavity with the same snorkel you just used to attain such an unbelievable feat of personal satisfaction. Stretching is suggested.

I ate pounds of pineapple, and my jism still wasn't sweet enough to overwhelm the taste of my excrement. But I still pulled off the Double Felchman.

by I am Carl's Legend February 23, 2011

FELCHY MCBLUMPKIN

aka b. ROPER

Hey look, there goes felchy givin' a blumpkin again.

by SID November 13, 2003