Matthew Fletcher

A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.

(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?

(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.

by Mr Left March 17, 2015

Dusty Fletcher

Unused sex organ, meaning implying the organs is covered in dust from disuse. Insult to total virgin.

Gotta grease up the dusty fletcher.

He's such a virgin, what a fucken dusty fletcher. His cheese is made of dust.

I'm saving myself for marriage, I have a total dusty fletcher.

Something about a bucket of grease and a rag on a stick. the ol dusty fletcher is getting a greasin tonight.

It's been so long since I got banged that a cloud of dust just came out of my fletcher.

Queefing dust.

by okalydokaly September 5, 2015

neil fletcher

The man who invented the corn dog. Literally the greatest man to ever walk the earth

My role model is Neil fletcher

by Tyrone Cunningham December 1, 2015

On Fletch

The opposite of "on fleek".

Francesca: Laci is "on fletch" today!
Erin: I know! Usually her outfits are so on fleek.

by LRGsista9 July 26, 2016

hannah fletcher

She is fiery, sweet, sexy, and sexy. She can light up your world like nothing you've ever seen. She can turn anything you say into something sexual.

Hannah fletcher is so sweet and sexy like a cupcake.

by Pippy long stocking July 18, 2016

Meat fetcher

A dog that only fetches meat

“Dude, why isn’t fetching the ball?”
“Because he’s a meat fetcher”

by YahstaMan January 24, 2018

thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡

"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"

by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018