the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.

male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.

by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022

Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

ivica's father

his son is a serbenbastard

"My son is a serbenbastard.", repeatedly spread by ivica perkovixxer's father (ivica's father).

by coolcommand3 April 18, 2025

Father

Mythical creature. In someone’s imagination especially in a little girls. Never there.Never will be.

Some one who you happen to share a DNA with, someone who you would to call your father

by Parentlesshailey February 4, 2022

Father

A term used to define someone who had sex with your mother with no intention on staying for you.

Figure 1: I will kill your mother and father
Figure 2: If you find my father please tell me where he is

by Electric Leader May 29, 2022

whats a father

what you say when someone asks you if u have a relationship with yo father 💔

you can hear the pain in his dih💔💔

"whats that? whats a father💔"

by yabadabadoobab February 26, 2025

filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016