Fake Beef

When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'

Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.

by Wackoduudle May 15, 2018

Fake Friends

Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.

Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.

by Syzergy Fury July 18, 2018

Fake pizza

Pizza that has little pieces of chiara on it.

Dude 1: what pizza you wanna order
Dude2: i'll go with the fake pizza

by heyimfrommars August 18, 2018

fake

Someone who acts like your friend and to have your back but when shit happens they confess what you did when you’re not in their presence i.e. someone who only cares about themselves, weather consciously or not.

bro he wrote a witness statement against me instead of staying silent he is fake af

by bequeef January 12, 2019

Fake

Fake or a Fake person= is someone who acts like there all that who thinks there all that but never express there true-self around others and in the end all they do talk behind others people's back.

Man Mike blood you should have seen this dude Greg bro acting like he real he ain't nun but a Fake.

by Thornton davis jr. March 29, 2019

Faieq

Faieq is very hot and usually has one of the biggest dicks in his class or friend circle. He is very Loving and caring. He will never cheat on you and he is very hot. On the outside, Faieq is a skinny weak looking kid, but on the inside, he has the best personality a girl could wish for. When Faieq grows up, he will usually be a Doctor, or something along those lines, and he will be super buff and strong.

Wow, I love Faieq's personality!

by IAmTheLambSauce August 6, 2019

Failed Simp

When simpin' ain't easy. SIMP stands for suckas idolizing mediocre pussy. This is, by far, the most recent pandemic with more kills than coronavirus.

A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.

Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.

Yo this NEGAN is totally a failed simp!! HAHAHAH He goes after every e-girl and still gets slapped and blocked up.

by NotBangTownUSA June 26, 2021