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Full English Breakfast

When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her
Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina
by top spinner July 29, 2011
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full english breakfast

1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.

how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
by evil bob September 3, 2006
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english

English is a code or term that was often used when print ads
were one of the only ways of connecting with other members
of the hidden S/m community. This term or code is most often
used to identify spanking or corporal punishment. In addition,
there is English 'style' spanking. This style is distinguished by the
rapid glancing or 'side' blows of the hands across the buttocks.
Often the Dominant will heat the flesh through orienting the strikes
to land or overlap each other in order to build on the level of
intensity without virtually any risk of bruising or damage to the
tissues.
A prostitute might refer to services she provides as English, Greek, French, etc.
by Raskolnikov April 18, 2006
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proper english

To perform cunnilingus, especially in an exceptionally skillful manner.
"He taught me proper english last night."
by Jay Emme May 25, 2006
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English Class

The calss where you sit in the computer lab doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!Also a time to eat and go on Facebook and try to find new ways of getting onto msn and other sites like that since they blocked ebuddy etc....
Jenna says(in a text)- "I am so bored.."
Lauren replies (in a text)- "oh you have an English class then?"
Jenna replies "Yupp and the teacher won't let me work on a computer because Ren and I were talking too much...and because I am not in dress code ;P"
Lauren replies- "oh jenna you are so hard core"
by Clana_Luver January 16, 2009
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English

1. A bastard tongue which mixes a little bit of everything into one language creating one of the most confusing bits of chaos ever concieved by man.

2. Someone from across the pond who gets their kicks by beating up the Irish.
. . . look around you (assuming you live in an English speaking nation).
by R.Matthews December 5, 2004
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English Tophat

The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.
Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.
by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006
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