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Elijah

teacher: do you hear how it sounds bad?
elijah: no
teacher: you stupid motherfu-
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Elijah

A kid who only plays Roblox and Minecraft. Only listens to Eminem. Thinks he's cool but in reality, his mom is begging him to leave.
Elijah: Mic up Cuh. Hop on bee swarm. Gang Gang
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Elijah is a very good guy. He is very likable but very unlikable. Elijah is very athletic. He tends to play 2 sports, (Basketball, Football) they are very freaky, and tend to be born on December. Elijah tends to be funny and unfunny. Elijah is very hot and cute. In relationships he tends to be very shy and is timid. If you meet Elijah, be nice and get close.
Friend 1: “OMG, Elijah is like so goofy. He’s funny sometimes but not always
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Elijah Kiwalabye is the best man to ever live, he has no fears, he’s loved by everyone, and the greatest basketball player of all time. He has the best style in the history of the universe and knows how to put anything together. He gets unlimited girls and is the most loyal person in the world.
OMG!!! There’s Elijah Kiwalabye, he’s the coolest I wanna be like him when I grow up.
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Elijah

These people usually have blonde hair and Hazel-brown eyes. Their hair is really fluffy and they like to let people touch it. Some times they tend to act like a child and scream, but never the less they are really nice. If they were to date anyone their name would most likely be Ophelia and their probably an Asexual. They also are probably platonicly adopted by someone names Skyler who probably has like 5 other kids and if dating a dumbass.
Elijah: *Screams*
Person: * Screams*
by Child_Collector April 21, 2022
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ELIJAH

MY baby daddy I would let this nigga blow my back tf out like I love this man with all my hearttt even tho he don’t know I rlly do love him he prolly don’t feel the same but idgaf😛❤️
Person: “Omg is that Elijah”
Me:“Yea bitch why do u care”
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Elijah or Eli is an absolute dork. He's a really sweet guy but generally doesn't show that side of himself except to his closest friends. He always has some random useless info to give you. He can be totally funny and exasperating to be around. He doesn't try to, but he causes tons of confusion and some drama. He hates to see his friends hurt, and is always ready to help those he cares about. If you've got an Elijah nearby, try to get to know him. He might seem like a jerk but get to know his heart, and you'll see the good inside of him. He is also oblivious to when girls are crushing on him, which is a pain. He is extremely social, has an amazing smile, and lights up a room with his personality. He is looking for a real relationship, and he's extremely loyal to his friends and those he cares about, so go for it. Elijah is INSANE. In a good way <3
Just Elijah. You know him or you don't.
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