Emaul

To attack via a barrage of email or spam.

Sam's computer was subjected to an emaul attack.

by Sparky's Dad March 13, 2009

emabbling

When your writing/reading an email that seems to just go on and on seemingly neverending.. If your the one composing the email then your emabbling (email babbling)

Ugh, i hate reading emails from "susie" she just emabbles for pages and pages...

or..

"I'm gonna end this email now, cuz im emabbling and i know you hate that, i wish i could just get to the point, instead of going on and on, but my brain is constantly going, thoughts just flow like water, ugh, see there i go again emabbling"

by dylanyin March 10, 2010

Emasturbate

Masturbating using the internet

Damn I just Emasturbated today and it felt so good.

She likes to emasturbate.

by Happydays1641 March 2, 2011

email spelunking

The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.

I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.

No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!

by powerofslow August 23, 2012

email excess

a state of flooding inbox

I always have email excess on Monday morning!
-I'm currently out of the office and will have limited email excess.
-You are so lucky!

by morganfreemanbuster September 6, 2013

email restaurant

A restaurant so good you have to E-mail your friends about it.

"By Scott! The food at this restaurant is delicious, I must e-mail my friends about it. That means that this is an email restaurant!"

by BobBoblaw August 30, 2013

email masturbate

The act of sending yourself an email.

Can I use your computer to email masturbate? I need to remind myself of something for tomorrow.

by fbunky November 14, 2013