The douchebag index (DBI) is a statistic that yields the number of days since a person last bathed. It is found by multiplying the number of visible tattoos (VT) by the number of missing teeth (MT).
DBI = VT X MT
DBI = VT X MT
This dude's douchebag index is 27, meaning that he hasn't bathed in about four weeks. He has nine gross tattoos and three missing teeth.
by Duckbutt January 9, 2008
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Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"
by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008
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Guy 1: I got a preview copy of Halo 3 and beat it weeks ago and yet I still stood in line to get one of the first copies off the shelf. I will OWN you online in multiplayer.
Guy 2: Stop being such a Halo douche, you dumb fuck.
Guy 2: Stop being such a Halo douche, you dumb fuck.
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by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013
Get the UD Douche Editor mug.1)Someone who does not perform well on the golf course, due to being hungover
2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.
2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.
1) Jeremy: "How did you play?"
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
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