dogstacles

dogs that become obstacles, impeding your movement through a room, building or other location.

I would have arrived more quickly but there were many dogstacles blocking my path.

by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

Dogshit Gamer

The opposite of "God gamer"
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.

"Fiddiii just admit it,you're the dogshit gamer now"

by forsenStare July 5, 2020

In a bit dogshit

An impressive way of telling your friends and lovers goodbye. Everyone will be saying this priceless tag..

Boyfriend: you going out with jamal tonight.
Girlfriend: no I'm off to meadowhall.
Boyfriend: K bitch!! “In a bit dogshit"
Girlfriend : love you bye!
Also try:In a while pedophile and
Bye bye japs eye

by Dean the douchewank August 5, 2014

dogshan

1) A boy who resembles a dog, according to appearence and personality.

Oi DOGSHAN !!

dogshaaaaaaaan

by hollyoaks September 27, 2005

the dog’s philosophy

If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2017

Dogsmack

A slang word interchangeable with "bullshit." It basically means: u my dog, but u should get smacked for sayin' that shit

Guy 1:"nigga tupac aint shit compared to soulja boy nah mean?"

Guy 2: "nah nigga thats fuckn dogsmack nigga, eat a dick"

by Small Jizzam Unclean Mean May 16, 2010

dogspeed

An expression used to wish someone success, good fortune, or a safe journey. Used as a non-religious alternative to Godspeed, especially by dog-lovers.

I wish you dogspeed on your trip Pete, and I'll be sure to look after your puppy while you're gone!

Sarah dropped her daughter off at school and bid her dogspeed for her biology exam.

by Bloopy November 25, 2009