butter diet

When you think a girl is really hot, until you find out she's vegan.

"Is there a term for when you think a girl is really hot, until you find out that she's vegan?"
JWZ: "That's called a Butter Diet."

butter diet by Hungry Joe May 9, 2015

Sex Diet 

When you take a break from sex because you're a straight up whore

"I've been fucking a ton of guys lately, I think I'm going to go on a sex diet"

Sex Diet by _nerd July 25, 2016

pill diet 

A diet which consists of more than 15% over-the-counter or prescription drugs instead of actual food, since the person on it is either a drug dealing pharmacist, a hypochondriac, or has at least a dozen medical conditions. And no, I'm not making fun of people with medical conditions. That is personal experience.

A Human: Damn, how did Jenny get so fuckin' sexy? She was a complete fatass last summer.
Another Human: Oh, Jenny? She's on a pill diet now, so she doesn't pass out from starving herself.

pill diet by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 23, 2016

Divorce Diet 

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.

She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.

Divorce Diet by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017

klepto diet 

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.

I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.

klepto diet by Scumgoth August 10, 2017

steady diet of rabbit 

If you’re on a “steady diet of rabbit”, it means you’re having tons of sex, aka screwing like rabbits.

Girl: “Judy seems different lately, she’s always so happy.”
Guy: “Oh that’s cause she’s been in a steady diet of rabbit ever since her and Joe got together.”

steady diet of rabbit by TheCanon13 November 9, 2017

cow diet 

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

cow diet by Carb-hater November 28, 2017