diarrealize

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

diarrheaphragm

A dam inserted into one's large intestine, or colon, to prevent the sudden blast of diarrhea. The damn is attached to a metal chain for easy access to pull out when you are ready to empty your build-up.

The diarreahphragm is inserted by a large metal pole.

The diarrheaphragm can lead to a common and severe disease called diarrheabedis. This is because of the massive build-up of diarrhea, and secretes "pup" through various exits of the body. "Diarrhea simply has nowhere else to go."

Good thing I have my diarrheaphragm, otherwise my wedding would have been ruined if I accidentally diarrheaed.

by David Lieber Mintz January 10, 2011

diarrheality

1. A flood of really unpleasant, shitty events.

2. The horrible, shitty truth.

Conj: dire reality

All at once, Mark was overcome with the diarrheality that Britney was having an affair w/Jason.

by fartylicious November 16, 2009

Diarrhoeatic

A diarrhoeatic is any food or drug which affects the excretory system, causing the afflicted to produce three or more liquid bowel movements in a given day-- a condition known commonly as Diarrhoea, or when your poop looks kind of like a smoothie made purely out of peanut butter and.... wet.

Keebler cheese crackers are a notoriously powerful diarrhoeatic, often found in workout facility vending machines and school cafeterias. Be particularly wary of crackers that may seem to have too much cracker and not enough cheese, as these are most likely expired and fully capable of causing dysentery, gangreen, a milder form of gangreen known in the local martian vernacular as gangblue, and any of a plethora of other deadly and sometimes alien and thus incurable ailments besides diarrhoea (obviously).

(Keebler crackers are widely believed to be made in outsourced factories on the planet Mars, where labor and towing services are cheaper.)

by Ronny P February 24, 2010

Diarrhoea fountain

Doing diarrhoea in the bidet, then turning the taps on full - so it creates a runny open fountain

I want to brighten up the bathroom so I’m going to do a diarrhoea fountain

by Chopper MK 50 May 20, 2021

typists diarrhoea

When you inadvertently type extra letters in to the text you are typing

I typed this but realised I had typists diarrhoea.........

thekl bag wasd not on ther tabel

by chidog June 17, 2008

Instagram diarrhoea

When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.

Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!

by RichieBigTits October 4, 2016