Dead Detective

That means war between Detective Bureau and the killers of that dead detective

We need to revenge him, the dead detective was a part of us.

by gang officer January 26, 2020

Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants

Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.

by illusivepriest May 25, 2020

The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.

I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.

by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020

kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.

Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us

by balls69420iloveboys October 24, 2020

renaissance detective

LAPD Lt. Det. Bigfoot Bjornsen

Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?

-Bigfoot Bjornsen

by Froominator March 5, 2021

cap_detect0r

a cap detector of culture

Hey do you know cap_detect0r? Yeah! He gave me a 2023 Toyota Tacoma and a burrito only for the cost of my left nut!

by owauh August 11, 2021

Consulting Detective

Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI

The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.

by Vanguard 1998 August 25, 2021