Slayton’s Disease

Slayton’s disease is a interchangeable synonym of Hotdog fingers.

I got Slayton’s Disease and now I can’t find gloves that fit.

by Jeffcoat Ramirez September 11, 2020

Impatience Disease

When you're not patient enough.

Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified

by djzdc October 10, 2011

fimrite disease

a disease you get from someone with the first or last name fimrite, who flexes all the time abt their technology and bullies people and now you do that too.

i think im catching the fimrite disease.

by s3333333 November 25, 2021

milk disease

irish friend 1 : i haven’t drank water in the last week, i’ve only drank milk

irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease

if you drink a lot of milk you have milk disease

by milk disease February 07, 2020

4chan disease

autism

Dude, I've probably got the 4chan disease

by Cheese Pepperoni March 01, 2023

Moan disease

A disease you can get if you are around a person who moans a lot.

See moaning for the definition.

-a guy moans-

-another guy moans-

Dude that guy gave you the moan disease.

by Thedefinitionleader March 19, 2017

Hardwick's DIsease

When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.

Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"

by Type4Me January 23, 2015