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shave the cucumber

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.
by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021
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as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 9, 2024
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End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.
When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face
by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
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Spicy Hot Cucumber Stop

"Spicy Hot Cucumber Stop" specializing in spicy cuisine featuring cucumber-based dishes. Picture a vibrant eatery with a menu boasting fiery cucumber Salad, zesty cucumber Burger, and mouthwatering cucumber-infused hot sauces. The stop might also offer refreshing cucumber drinks with a kick, like jalapeño cucumber margaritas or spicy cucumber lemonade. It's a place where adventurous food lovers gather to tantalize their taste buds with the unexpected combination of heat and coolness that only spicy cucumbers can deliver.
Spicy Hot Cucumber Stop is the best restaurant
by spicy hot cucumber stop March 5, 2024
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Larry the Cucumber

Our lord and savior, believed to be the first living thing created by Jesus Christ, aka God. Why do we have hands, you ask? To pet Larry. To hold Larry. To hug Larry. To give all possessions to Larry. Creator of silly songs, and often tells religious stories with the much less awesome Bob the Tomato.
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
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Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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You slumber, a cucumber!

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
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