crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008

Cryptacize

To criticize someone cryptically, with the aim being them not realising the criticism.

Kate: Do I look fat in this?
Jess: Well, it isn't doing much for your figure.
Kate: *thinks* Hmmmm.....Was that a criticism or a cryptacize?

by EstrellaTheStrange December 20, 2009

cryptic boss

An adjective that describes something that you know is cool, but still has an air of mystery about it.

That apartment we saw over the weekend was pretty cryptic boss.

by kvon22 August 14, 2011

Crypticism

the act of passing judgment as to how cryptic someone is being.

Jack's creativity in chatting often met with crypticism from those who read it.

by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011

crypticery

The unspoken darkside of tomfoolery, communicated verbaly with mal-intent.

Telling someone they should go somewhere or do something and leading them to believe that something other than what transpires will happen.

Sheila just got Sam to totally go do that. That was some serious crypticery.

by MadEtcha November 19, 2011

Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

Cryproofed

The act of preparing someone for a sad movie, by telling them how sad and dramatic the film was, and how you either balled your eyes out, or nearly cried and completely preparing the individual to purposely not cry subconciously.

I went to see Inside out, after Julie kept telling me it was such a sad film, and that it would be hard not to cry, but I didn't cry once, even at the saddest parts, I think she cryproofed me.

by S.bros. Tt,Smoke,Tray Deekid August 3, 2015