boody crumbs

the tiny remains of fecal matter around your anal hole after emptying out

dang, I layed down for a nice hot bath this morning, and i think i swallowed some floating boody crumbs...

by Mack October 24, 2004

Fuck Crumb

n. (pl. fuck crumbs) - A person between birth and adulthood.

I wanted a blowjob, but Lisa had her fuck crumbs for the weekend, so I just jerked off.

by The Tongue Demon March 6, 2007

crumbles

crumbles: another way too say marijuana/pot!

hey man, you hanging out with crumbles tonight?

by dough6 June 5, 2005

Crumblies

The bottom portion of a platter from Long John Silver's. The best and most Yarr-Gasmic Portion of the meal

"Yarr! those Crumblies just gave me a Yarr-Gasmin!!"

by Dantesting March 18, 2009

Crumber

A person who often refuses to get something they desire for themselves for various reasons. For example someone who will refuse to buy a feed for themselves will wait for others to finish and mop up the crumbs, is referred to as a crumber.

"Fuck I'm full after that large Babalui's pizza!"
"Can I have some?"
"You're nothin' but a crumber you piece of shit"

by laceman October 16, 2009

crumudgen

What your girlfriend calls you when your being an ass.

Hey, crumudgen! why aren't you spending more time with me!

by Spada May 4, 2005

Crumping

Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.

I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.

by rumpcrump3000 March 15, 2011