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Cooter closet

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl
by Tat21971 October 15, 2025
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Cooter Copter

When a older Romans pussy lips are so loose that they can spin at very high speeds and cause her to lift off the ground and fly...
josh: hol up bro to mom flying, how she doing that
me: bitch got a cooter copter
by fuckboy1008090980 December 12, 2018
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Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.
Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!
by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012
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Cooter Wacker

its basically another way to say coochie or pussy etc. can also be referred to as cooter
"Hey emile, I know we're step siblings, but can I take a peek at your cooter wacker?"
by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024
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Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area
“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
by Pb an j April 1, 2024
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cooter huff

To kick someone in the vagina with the very tip of the shoe.
" dude i cooter huffed claudia yesterday, it was so funny"
by jnaylor13 February 20, 2017
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wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs
“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”
by aidshaver123 December 4, 2020
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