Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

sexual cooter

if u don’t have a fucking cooter, that shit is broken. as fuck. get that shit OUT. if u do ur just fucking cool like i’d invite you to my house to play rave in the grave tbh.

gabe: my cooter STANKS!
sophie: congrats, u now have a sexual cooter! 🥺

by sophiehasasexualvagina March 6, 2021

Cooter Wacker

its basically another way to say coochie or pussy etc. can also be referred to as cooter

"Hey emile, I know we're step siblings, but can I take a peek at your cooter wacker?"

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024

Cooter Ca Choo

A expulsion of air from the vagina of a woman with a illness like the cold.

I was having second thoughts about going down on her because she had the flu.. but as i did, her cooter ca choo'ed in my face.

by Thetrollzomlex April 29, 2014

cooter huff

To kick someone in the vagina with the very tip of the shoe.

" dude i cooter huffed claudia yesterday, it was so funny"

by jnaylor13 February 20, 2017

wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs

“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”

by aidshaver123 December 4, 2020