Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.

Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom

by gammadelta1 October 15, 2007

A Ghetto Condom

A banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). It is placed on the erect penis and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. With the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the penis thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scrape out any fetus located in the wome. Works best for those with a curved penis. Not recommended for anal intercourse without first removing the stem.

"She was quite moist and ready to engage in sexual intercourse. But being the gentleman that I am, I refused politely as I had no form of protection. She then pointed to a fruit basket. She peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her anus, and then secured the peel to my erect willy creating 'A Ghetto Condom' and awaited penetration. While engaging in intercourse I noticed I had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. Upon dicovering this my willy turned flacid and I fled with great swiftness"

by Brian Hassett April 6, 2008

Condoleelza Rice

sounds like a mexican dish
maybe we should put her on a plate so the mexicans ca eat fer

White Power

Mexican #1:"Horale Vato, les go ged us sum condaleeza rice eh. Mayb wit sum beangs u no vato."

Mexican #2:"simon Guey"

by kill3r_n00b February 7, 2005

coñazo

Something that is very boring or annoying

" Qué coñazo de película!" "What a boring film!"

"Deja de darme el coñazo, tío" "Stop hassling me, mate"

by fonsucu June 9, 2008

condom-nated

adj. the state of being covered or retained by a condom.

the boy's penis was condom-nated when he had sex.

by Daygona October 30, 2007

condom

a hybrid insult it is a person who is 50% douchebag and 50% asshole

Valerie- Kevin totally trashed the party & then after all that, asked 4 my cell #. Raquel- o.m.g Valerie he's just a raging condom.

by raquelin May 8, 2010

condomed

There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom

For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"

by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011