Join the club

An agreement to a statement, often used sarcastically.

Aaron: "I dont study for tests."

Sarah: "Join the club."

aaron: "Im a gold member."

Sarah: "Oh yeah? Ive reached platinum status."

by Telephobic teenager January 15, 2013

Club Sandwich

Similar to a threesome but involves 5 people, 3 male and 2 female, in a stack arrangement that resembles a Club Sandwich. In order to hold the stack together one of the women must wear a strap-on otherwise known as the 'toothpick' in the sandwich.

Could my two friends and I interest you ladies in a Club Sandwich?

by MattMc September 17, 2008

fight club

You don't talk about it.

"First rule about fight club is th-- wait, I didn't mean to.. please. Oh God! NO! IM SORRY! IM BEGGING YOU! AAAAHHHHHHHH--" *BOOM*

You don't talk about it.

by OdecaNebur March 31, 2017

[Surf Club]

An actual club that every few times a month has a special night just for teens 13-18.In which there are outside decks on the water,with DJ's & glow sticks. Techno lives here.When your here you'll see a bunch of Guido's & fat whores who are in ripped "home made" jeans. With their hair in what is called "The Poof".

Everyone is going to Surf Club the 10th.

by ASHLEYNICOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 22, 2009

The D Club

Where a man goes someplace private with his friends. They get naked and gather in a circle, and look at each other's dicks.

When you realize that Markiplier is part of The D Club.

by AnonymouslyGreat April 14, 2016

the fiend club

the club fans of the early 80's and late 90's punk band The Misfits belong to. fans are known as fiends

Johnny is one of the many fiends that The Misfits have, he's also part of the fiend club

by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005

Scrub Club

The Scrub Club is a small group of friends who are not very popular but will always stick together. They rarely get into disagreements but when they do the always work them out. It consist of six members including the smart one, The oldest, The tall one, The funny one, The fat one, and The hot one. These friends always hang out with eachother and will have many great times.

Guy1: Hey, have you seen those geeks always hanging out at lunch together?

Guy2: Yeah, they call themselves the Scub Club. I think Scrub Club is just a bunch of losers who’s only friends are eachother.

by Adamyourbro June 9, 2018