Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.

My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”

by SussySexyMan June 29, 2021

My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

by Beanstalker November 26, 2010

pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh

A meme that became a trend on tiktok and other platforms saying this:

Original Song name:Pon Mi

PUSSY TIGHT PUSSY CLEAN PUSSY FRESH PUSSY FAT FULL OF FRESH

by Icantbreathewithmyfat500000lbs July 6, 2022

Stream Clean

(v.) Of a male: attempting to remove feces streaks from the bowl of a toilet by aiming urine within close proximity.

(n.) The act of said action.

A: I just WRECKED on that toilet, man!

B: Yeah I know, I had to stream clean the shit out of it 'cause Jenny was next in line.

by MrFiock August 4, 2009

Cutie clean-out

To eat a 6 to 8 Cuties (sometimes called clementines or mandarin oranges) for the laxative effects

I am constipated and taco bell did not work. I think I will try a Cutie clean-out

by 7 Flusher October 16, 2013

Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk

When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.

When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.

by SoftCrumb October 13, 2021

come clean

To be totally honest about something.

Friend #1: "I'mma come clean; I let Shonda with the blonde hair stick her finger in my butt while she was giving me head."

Friend #2: "TMI bro. TMI."

by CL456 February 14, 2017