We all know about clusterfuck - when situations are ridiculously tangled. Clusterfarce adds the element of low comedy, satire and idiocy.
The handling of the US debt crisis by Congress and the President in the summer of 2011 was a clusterfarce.
by sarcaustic wordmaker August 5, 2011
Get the clusterfarce mug.A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
by TD_Niners October 21, 2012
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Clausetophobic is a person who is scared of Santa clause
"Ho ho ho" -Patrick
Stop it Patrick your scaring him" -spongebob
"Ho ho ho" -Patrick
Stop it Patrick your scaring him" -spongebob
by Theunknownone December 30, 2014
Get the Clausetophobic mug.A Clamster is usually someone who uses an old flip phone. They tend to work as a shoe sales woman and are really good at it. Most of them enjoy to overindulge in alcohol to the point where they believe they are back in the ocean. They tend to use their huge rack to get male attention and get discounts wherever they go. Clamsters tend to be very sweet, quick witted, and always up for a good time! Life would not be complete without a Clamster!
Oh shit! Here comes the Clamster we need more beer! 🦀
Look at those huge knockers on that Clamster! Are they real?
Look at those huge knockers on that Clamster! Are they real?
by Dna75 March 10, 2017
Get the clamster mug.When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself
Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally
by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020
Get the Cluster Duck mug.the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter
dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
by anal*smear August 25, 2008
Get the crusty cluster mug.A group of carts left in a certain area that is not the designated spot for carts to be returned to. This is found in places with many people like supermarkets.
Person 1: We're going to be late to the party.
Person 2: Don't take the cart all the way back to the store. Just push it in the cart cluster.
Person 2: Don't take the cart all the way back to the store. Just push it in the cart cluster.
by Manginacus January 5, 2011
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