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Chuck Taylors

I bought them a couple of years ago when not many people were seen with them. I thought they were rad. A few months later, one out of every pair of feet I see have All Stars on them. I stopped wearing them because I felt like a trendy cunt.
Idiot #1: I just bought these Chucks! Aren't they awesome?
Idiot #2: OMGZ I BOUGHT SOME TOO!
Idiot #3: WTF ME TOO OMGZ!11
Idiot #1: lolzzzzzz we're twins!1!!
by Michelley July 1, 2005
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Chuck a muffin

To chuck a muffin means to laugh heartily.
"Haha shut up you will make me chuck a muffin!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"
by Zac Alex McInnes Blakemore December 17, 2008
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Chuck e Cheese

Chuck e Cheese is an arcade for little kids. That's what they want you to think while they drug your kids and gang bang them behind the register.
Mom: "I just dropped my kids off at Chuck e Cheese".
Moms friend: "Why? My daughter got her ass penetrated there".
by Trump Stump December 15, 2016
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chuck norris

he will rape you if you lay a finger on him so screw off
look its chuck norris, lets get his autograph but make sure he doesnt kick your ass.
by esteban bag October 17, 2004
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chuck in

To contribute money for a group project/good/mission.
"Hey bruvva, are you 'chucking in' for this Pound of chronic?"
by Diego September 4, 2003
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Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell

Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
Hometown: Santa Clause
Born: CAB - USA, USA
Fighting Out Of: San LuLu Opispoo, California
Age: 56
Height: 5.2
Weight: 294 lbs.
Overall MMA Record (W-L-D): 1-33-0
Strengths: Excellent striper with great legs. Well-rounded bitch tits.

UFC History

UFC 57: Liddell vs. Couture 3 (2/4/06) Liddell lost to Randy Couture by KO at 1:28 of the second round.

UFC 54: Boiling Point (08/20/05) Chuck lost to Jeremy Horn by TKO from Strikes in 2:46 min of the fourth round.

UFC 52: Couture vs. Liddell (4/16/05) Chuck became the last man to ever knock out Randy Couture, winning in 2:06 of the first round to become the new UFC World Lightweight Champion.

UFC 49: Unfinished Business (8/21/04) Chuck was knocked out by Vernon "Tiger" White in 4:05 of the first round.

UFC 47: IT'S ON (4/02/04) Chuck was knocked out by longtime rival Tito Ortiz in: 38 seconds of the second round.

UFC 43: Meltdown (6/06/03) Chuck lost to Randy Couture by TKO in 2:39 of the third round in a fight for the interim LHW title.

UFC 40: Vendetta (11/22/02), Liddell was knocked out by tough Brazilian Renato "Babalu" with a kick to the head at 2:55of the first round.

UFC 37.5: High Impact (6/22/02) Chuck lost to Vitor Belfort by unanimous decision

UFC 35: Throwdown(1/11/02) Chuck lost to Amar Suloev by unanimous decision.

UFC 33: Victory in Vegas(9/28/01) Chuck lost to Murilo Bustamante by unanimous decision.

UFC 31: Locked and Loaded(5/04/01) Chuck was knocked out by former UFC heavyweight champion Kevin Randleman at 1:18 of the first round.

UFC 29: Defense of the Belts (12/16/00) Chuck kissed Jeff Monson on the lips.

UFC 22: There Can Be Only One Champion (9/24/99) Chuck lost to Shootfighter Paul Jones by ref stop at 3:53 of the first round.

UFC 19: Young Guns (3/05/99) Jeremy Horn defeated Chuck at 12:00 by referee stoppage due to choke out.

UFC 17: Redemption (5/15/98) Liddell made his debut winning a decision over a girl.
Chuck "The Iceman" Liddellloves Tito everynight.
by santacrap April 9, 2006
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chuck norris:the only definition

chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic

chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden
loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches
by chuck norris is a pussy May 19, 2010
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