1) A true psychopathic stalker. A predator ironically lacking a killer instinct. Possible synonym for CAB
2) A ferile, malnourished, delusional fool with bulging eyes. See also Song of Asaph
3) One of the cruelest creatures in the wilderness. Demonstrates resistance towards domestication. Unable to be house-trained
4) A sick animal suffering from cognitive dissonance as a result of frequent viral infection of the
brain.
5) A musky purring pillow
princess
6) A deluded sycophant not licensed in
BDSM
7) A desperately confused furry animal suffering from extreme identity confusion stemming from an unusually prolonged obsession with
one's proverbial menace: the
dog
He's the CAT's meow!
CATs once valued by Colonialists for rodent control on ships to new lands and, as a result, became idolized by primitive physicians of the age for their indirect impact in reducing the spread of diseases often carried by
rats.
Don't tell me CAT got your tongue?
Fun Fact about me: I'm the only member of my family who's not allergic to
cats. So I don't mine 'em