shake the creamer

Masturbating. Is the male equivalent of "flicking the bean".

-Sup bro, what are your plans for the day?
-Not much, imma shake the creamer and maybe take a shower later.

by crumble20 November 12, 2013

Shaking the creamer

When a guy shakes out the com from his dick

Girl 1: last night I saw my boyfriend shaking the creamer.😆
Girl 2: haha lol I can't believe you saw him do that😂

by Just talking real shit December 27, 2016

He was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Am I funny yet

Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

clements

When you are having sex and your penis becomes limp, but instead of pulling out and attempting another erection, you continue to try to ram the penis in.

*Thinks to self* Man, this is a good lay! I'm not stopping now, I'll just pull a clements."

by Biggin July 25, 2008

creamed my crop

A term meaning came your pants after looking at something arousing

Jenn: do you think this bra is too bouncy on me?

Matt: Oh god i creamed my crop

by Side-Armz May 12, 2008

cement head

a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance

Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.

by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012

roger clements

After you cum in a girl's mouth she spits it into your hand. You then assume a major league pitcher position and throw it fastball style into her face.

Dude, last night after my girlfriend gave me a blowjob I threw a 90 m.p.h Roger Clements at her.

by Chaffee March 23, 2008