The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo"

Smoking the Cum Pipe, while being anally raped in the ass.

When Collin is back in Depew, he and his Uncles do the Congo.

by Collin March 28, 2003

congratulatory kiss

A kiss given to show how much you appreciate someone or just as a thanks. It's never a passionate kiss and surely not suggestive.

He gave the woman a congratulatory kiss in order to tell her that he looked up to her.

by Heleva Nass January 12, 2008

momma-conga

the fourth degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.

"You're plumbing the depths tonight, Matt. That bird is a momma-conga!"
"I know. I'me desperate."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

Student Congress

Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.

Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.

by OSPEC-ASPEC double bind April 25, 2019

Congenital

The portion "con" comes from the word "con", as in to con someone into giving you a piece of ass.

Genital, comes from the word "Genutwurst" which is german for Vagina.

Hence, congenital means to trick a pussy into accepting your mammoth cock.

Hey, check out that bitch! I bet I could whip out a congenital on her backdoor!

by OrificeEnhancer September 8, 2009

Congestion

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.

There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.

by DominiqueRB November 1, 2006

congies

kids that are in the congregated class much like speds...but not as bad. they dont lik walls...but they sometimes lick other things...:P hehe such as people...or...floors

Wow did u see the congi class today? they got to ride bikes in the hall way while we were doin math!

by Vanex Kraillant September 27, 2003