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Columbian Dancing Dust 

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.

columbian Ice cream Sunday 

The acts of sticking your penis in ice cream putting sprinkles on it with a cherry on top then your gf/partner enjoying the treat!
gf: i want an ice cream Sunday
bf: i got just the thing
gf:oh yummy
bf: i love columbian ice cream Sundays!

Columbian Cowtail 

The act of putting party drugs under ones foreskin.
I tried the Columbian cowtail ,and now I forgot how to pee

Columbian cross stitch 

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.
I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

Columbian Ball Buster 

A sexual act in which one partner performs an elbow drop onto the other's exposed testicles, similar to the move popularized by the Columbus, Ohio born WWE fighter Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
"hey did you hear about John and Jessica? Apparently Jessica gave John a Columbian Ball Buster."

"Wow that must've felt great for John!"

Columbian blowjob 

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian
She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob
Columbian blowjob by rpsychopath January 13, 2024