A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.
by James Bell February 18, 2007
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Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.
Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?
Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!
Bob: That's teh sux0rz!
Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!
Bob: That's teh sux0rz!
by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004
Get the crapple mug.1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.
2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.
2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.
1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.
2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.
2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.
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matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
by jeffbo April 8, 2009
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