boobieologist

A person who is a expert of determining women's breast sizes. They also have a ability of telling if they are real, fake and/or if they are using a stuffed/pushed-up bra/braless, all simply by looking, and WITH the woman being fully clothed.

Bob: Wow, Judy really loves them think sweaters. I wonder what her bra size is.

Steve: *looks* She a 38C. And they're real. went with a brassier today. Nice.

Bob: How the hell do you know that ?

Steve: I've got the mad skills man. I'm a Boobieologist

by PlayBoyMan June 30, 2010

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bookworm boobies

A type of boob that can be found on but not limited to the human female bookworm. They are usually well concealed and never see the light of day but beneath are some of the most well sculpted boobs in existence.

I love me some bookworm boobies.

by mcdove August 8, 2016

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pussy booger

A pussy booger is collective of all of the days secretians, toilet paper remnants, sweat etc. that is found generally on the heterosexual woman that is not necessarily partial to hygene detail. The texture is gummy, much like rubber cement.

After a one night stand, Peter was curious about the crusted substance stuck to his eyebrow. It in fact was a dried pussy booger.

by saps72 May 31, 2018

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boobies

bouncy fat on a chick that is for some reason gets me very happy

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i like to watch big boobies jiggle

by cunny face May 29, 2003

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Booger Eater

A Missouri Tigers college football fan who wondered what the big deal was when their star quarterback was filmed live eating his own snot during a game.

The University of Missouri at Columbia, Booger Eaters

by Misery Master January 6, 2009

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