boobieologist

A person who is a expert of determining women's breast sizes. They also have a ability of telling if they are real, fake and/or if they are using a stuffed/pushed-up bra/braless, all simply by looking, and WITH the woman being fully clothed.

Bob: Wow, Judy really loves them think sweaters. I wonder what her bra size is.

Steve: *looks* She a 38C. And they're real. went with a brassier today. Nice.

Bob: How the hell do you know that ?

Steve: I've got the mad skills man. I'm a Boobieologist

by PlayBoyMan June 30, 2010

boobologist

(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.

Kevin moaned as he squeezed the succulent breasts in his hands, learning how to handle them.

by teh zackers April 2, 2005

Boobatologist

Some who studies and works with the "breast area"

Person1:Wow thats shirt really brings out your boobs!!
awkward silence
Person2:WHAT ARE YOU?!?! MY BOOBATOLOGIST?!

by Candice R. May 31, 2005

Boobologist

Guiding women through bra jungle and the importance of a good fitting.

I went to see a boobologist today , finally a bra that fits!

by Love the way you bloom October 30, 2017