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senior blumpkin

The act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a hot steamy shit on the toilet or in a tub
I got some mad senior blumpkin from Geoff's mom last night.
by Waqas, Chris, David May 23, 2006
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Steezy Blumpkin

A better than regular blumpkin coined by the ever stoned teens of Colorado.
ChaCha definition: The act of giving a man a blowjob while he is on the toilet pooping.
Damn, that girl at the mountain house offered to give me a steezy blumpkin but I turned her down remembering the incident in Mexico...
by GuitarJew April 13, 2009
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Hot Blumpkin

N., The receiving of a blowjob while on the toilet, but instead of pooping in the toilet, it lands on the chest of the partner.
Some dude told me he gave his fiancee a hot blumpkin when they got home from their engagement party last night.
by AleHouseMan May 4, 2009
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Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin

The act of a man pooping during a house party. A girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he poops. To seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.
Dave: What are you doing in here?
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
by Skeet Cannon September 19, 2009
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boulanger blumpkin bonanza

ok lets see hear... its like a regular blumpkin.. but way tighter.. ok you go into the school bathroom with a freaky bitch.. and den you takeshiot in da sink while yo getten head.. dats pretty tight
I hope Ms Holmes doesnt catch me gettin the vince boulanger blumpkin bonanza.
by Trey Davis March 16, 2005
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Reverse Blumpkin

A Reverse Blumpkin is an act referring to the sexual act, The Blumpkin. However in this variation, the woman masturbates the man. As he ejaculates, he does so into the toilet while deficating into the woman's mouth. Viola, The Reverse Blumpkin.
Tim: Did she give you a blumpkin?
Eric: Yeah man, a REVERSE BLUMPKIN!!
Tim: That's the shit.
Eric: That's what she said.
by tweek9845 December 14, 2009
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Blumpkin

When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.
Blumpkin
by xAFx Parrott July 11, 2010
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