smart blonde

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.

Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!

by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006

Three blondes in black skirts

Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness

I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.

by St Ias December 28, 2005

Comb-over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top and hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."

I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde.

by Ajax Dunn July 20, 2008

balohna

An homosexual treat.

Ryan ate some balohna with adam and then jumped into bed

by dickhead June 2, 2003

Blondentrepreneur

An intelligent blonde who is always coming up with new ideas and enterprises.

I can't believe Jenna is willing to take such a financial risk to become a blondentrepreneur.

by ribeye381 May 14, 2010

Blondage

Blondage is the process of tricking a blonde female into having bondage sex.

"Sorry I'm late, I had some great blondage sex last night"

by Ronald Schlongford July 21, 2014

Blonde

A person who NATURALLY has that color growing out of their head.bottle blondes are NOT blondes.they dont count.they are not part of the blonde population.blonde is the lightest hair color.they are often associated with being beautiful,but dumb,which nonsense,since hair color has nothing to do with your personality.this is because of marylin monroe(shes not even a real blonde though.).most blondes are in scandinavian countries like sweden.even norway and finland.blondes are rare.most of these so called blondes you see are really brunettes.im a brunette female myself,but if i dyed my hair blonde,i would NOT consider myself one.blonde is reserved for the natural ones.if a blonde dyed her hair brown or red,shed still be a blonde,because thats the color thats growing ot of her head.

Guy 1:i prefer blondes
Guy 2:why?
Guy 1:because they are hot
Guy 2:what does hair color have to do with anything?

by HertaOberheuserReincarnated October 28, 2019