Definitions by dickhead
Shayz
Look at this shayz
eBay
A group of 100,000 people buying useless crap from eachother, and then selling it again to the same moron who sold it in the first place for no reason, just so eBay stock owners make more money.
chavy
"Narr, I'm a complete dickhead mush, an Sport Soccer has a 50% sale on! Better Tax some stuff before everyone else does."