trip around the block

An event or occurrence that broadens a person's view on life. Something that helps a person have a better scope of reality or become less naive and ignorant.

Being in the war was a trip around the block for my grandfather.

by Grant Hardisty December 9, 2008

Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.

Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.

by pbyrd February 12, 2010

Mighty 'U' Blocker

A turd that has such mass and volume that it will not flush down the u-bend, hence blocking the toilet.

"Hey man, I just done did the biggest Mighty 'U' Blocker in the world"

by The Mighty Boyce October 16, 2009

counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.

John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.

by markos maximus January 14, 2011

pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.

Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.

by faldok August 15, 2012

Gaper's Block

People that slow down when they see an accident in the road just to see what's going on often causing the people behind them to blare their horn at them to move on down the road!

Happens a lot of times on the Interstates and the speed limit is 60-70wpm!

Everytime we head up to Interstate 40 there is a accident on our side of the road and a Gaper's Block is sure to be seen!

by Gamecocklady October 30, 2013

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017