wet blanket

a British slur for a gay person.

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"

by YahNAANA July 23, 2019

Wet Blanket

Jayden Ward

What an absolute bummer, wet blanket of a dude.

by Haedder July 25, 2019

Blanket Boy

Opposite of a "Pillow Princess ." A boy (specifically Elliot), mostly an LGBTQ man, who prefers to receive sexual stimulation more than they do to give it.

"Elliot is a blanket boy."

by Babeybee November 5, 2019

blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

Pigs in a Blanket

When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.

Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.

The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.

by Harry Scrotter April 20, 2019

blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Pigs in a blanket

Pigs in a blanket is a variety of different sausage-based foods in the United Kingdom, United States, Denmark, Republic of Ireland, Germany, Belgium, Russia, Canada, and Japan. The sausage center varies depending on geographic location and no Ethan they're not called puffy dogs Ethan.

Pigs in a blanket is the real name and puffy dogs is not.

by Stronghold11 May 25, 2019