Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017

Blanket

Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.

If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.

by Bubbabro999 March 29, 2024

Dog Blanket Bar

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.

Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?

Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.

by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013

small blanket

A bad whore who has been passed around by many.

Damn Ma! You be getting passed around like a small blanket.

by HaveFaith November 14, 2013

heroin blanket

A blanket with many burn holes from cigarettes from passing out.

May also be caused by blunts.

Passing out causes may be from being too drunk, too stoned or just by using heroin.

Most commonly seen in heroin communities--

Is not limited to blankets. Heroin shorts/pants are common as well.

Why don't you throw away that heroin blanket? There's no way it can keep you warm with all those holes.

by &n0n August 10, 2017

wet blanket

a British slur for a gay person.

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"

by YahNAANA July 23, 2019

blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.

"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"

by P. Aris March 11, 2012