Cheap Bastard 

A person with a tendency to disappear when it happens to be their round. Known by everyone in the office/world as a miser/scrooge or more affectionately as having short arms and being unable to reach into their pocket to obtain money for the purchase of goods and services.

We were all at the pub and when it came to Kalon's round he disappeared.....cheap bastard

Cheap Bastard by DJ LJ February 21, 2011

lame ass bastard 

a person who doesnt want to do anything besides sit around and play with themselves

pajak you lame ass bastard lets go play some fukin poker

lame ass bastard by jimmy the pric May 21, 2005

creamy bastard

1. When you take a shit, and it comes out like cream.

"Oh fuck, I just did a creamy bastard in the bog!"

creamy bastard by Psycho B January 7, 2005

Suffering Bastard 

A beverage made popular by the Trader Vic's establishments. Served in a Tiki Mug depicting a Moai(Easter Island Statue - pronounced 'mo-eye') holding his head as though he's got a killer headache(thus-suffering). The classic Suffering Bastard contains 1 part gin, 1 part rum, 1/2 part lime juice, dash of bitters, 1 part ginger ale, served over ice.

Barkeep, I'll have a Suffering Bastard!

Suffering Bastard by Shani T. October 3, 2005

black bastard 

Used to describe an officer of the police service of northern ireland (formerly Royal Ulster Constabulry)

We were rioting last night and I took that black bastards baton off him.

Them black bastards beat the fuck out of me on the way to the cells.

black bastard by kam555 September 2, 2009

Cheap Bastard 

A Slumlord who keeps the heat off in his rental units until code enforcement comes to inspect, after they leave he turns it off again

My Landlord is a CHEAP BASTARD.

Cheap Bastard by Capt Copernicus January 9, 2009

Twos up on a bastard 

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

Twos up on a bastard by christophe August 4, 2004