balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls

"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"

by Bald dood May 31, 2024

Balling and can’t get up

Balling and can’t get up is a submissive bottom boyslut who should be shamed and degraded AT ALL COSTS

Balling and can’t get up you fucking MORONIC SHITHEAD

by Eeble Sheembl June 17, 2024

Balling and can’t get up

Balling and can’t get up is a Submissive Bottom Boyslut who should be degraded at all costs

Balling and can’t get up you fucking moronic apeshit

by Eeble Sheembl June 17, 2024

Belting off

Belting off is the equivalent of when a man is jerking off, as in "Taking off their belt" in a way.

"I was belting off earlier" -John

"What the fuck." -Stranger on the street

by AngryOrganism July 25, 2024

Balingus

A derogatory name describing a person who acts childish or idiotic.

"Sup, Balingus."

"Damn, could you be any more of a Balingus?"

by Boo-D Chēkz July 29, 2024

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024