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Green Baby

The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god
Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?

Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?

Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019
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baby guisada

Juan blew his baby guisada into my taco!
by Amy Sherita June 8, 2015
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Shelf Baby

A fake digital identity created and raised online by a hacker planning to use it to commit crimes.
A hacker " gives birth " to a shelf baby, then waits- - in real time- - while it " grows up. "
So when the shelf baby turns 18, they're now an adult that the hacker can use as a throw-away identity to commit crimes.
by Kustid July 21, 2019
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Pickle Baby

When somebody fucking sucks at something.
You are a fucking pickle baby, get rekt.
by Dirty Crumpet July 25, 2019
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Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020
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baby seed

Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.
Shoot your baby seed in there.
by babylegsandwheels December 30, 2015
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Baby Swole

Little guy that has above average muscles for their below average size.
Holy shit check out baby swole over there, he could probably lift like 150.
by Tyler Red March 25, 2010
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