by señor spermies September 22, 2017
Get the buying towels at ross mug.People with compulsive shopping disorder are often unaware --- or at least unwilling to admit --- that they even HAVE the problem, and therefore, autobuyography-writing is rare among these individuals; they are often obliged to have outside observers --- who DO perceive the financially-unwise patterns in the affected people' lives --- write the compositions for them.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Someone who approaches you from a crowd of onlookers and offers to purchase one or more of the items that you're displaying for them. This can be a very awkward experience, of course, especially if you'd never actually had any intention of selling whatever it is the person is interested in, but had merely been showing said possessions to the gathered huddle as a way of promoting a local business/service, getting a little "bragging limelight", etc.
Whenever I set up in the town square to show my musical instruments and tool-collection to the locals, I do indeed always make sure to mention right off that nothing I'm displaying there is for sale --- I'm merely trying to show everyone how well I can play music so they'll hire me to perform live entertainment for them, and how good I am at building and repairing things so that they'll know who to call for help with home-improvement projects, but it never seems to be totally effective... like as not, there's at least one pushy buystander in the ranks who tries to pressure me into parting with some of my equipment!
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the buystander mug.Buying a star means that you buy a lot of stuff for a friend so you kind of buy their friendship with objects.
You're buying a star for her.
by unpause February 2, 2019
Get the Buying a star mug.Refers to the frequent-purchasing-of-new-pedal-power "endless loop" that a majority of Americans are in, rather than properly caring for and repairing the old two-wheelers that they already own.
Schwinns and Huffys used to be made of better metal than the crumble into-rust-in-just-a-month-or-two crap they sell today, so it's no wonder that so many people are in a hopeless buycycle.
by QuacksO May 26, 2019
Get the buycycle mug.1. Where you spend money to get out of a cranky situation.
2. Where you use logic and/or creativity to get around having to purchase something.
2. Where you use logic and/or creativity to get around having to purchase something.
Not everyone can afford to just "buypass" an unfortunate debacle; less-affluent folks may need to put their brains to work to figure out ways to buypass the actual/potential pitfalls --- i.e., get out of the situation "for free".
by QuacksO June 19, 2019
Get the buypass mug."Heather was watching the sausage party on Netflix porn and starting leaking buyse when she became sexually aroused ".
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