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Brick-o-dildo

A dildo with such irregular proportions it may be deceived as a brick. It was once said that the relic itself possesses mystic healing proporties and can cure impotence. When struck by Gimley's axe, the brick-o-dildo will split into equal proportions, revealing a Kinder egg which the beholder may claim as a reward.
Joe Bloggs: Dude, what the fuck is that!
Jay: Oh, it's my brick-o-dildo.
Joe Bloggs: Sweeeeeeeeeet.
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Brick Oven 

n. A place in a small town that redneck losers can hang out, eat themselves sick, check out the hot waitresses they stand no chance with and leave a crappy ass cheap tips when they are finished.
Hey, Bubba, I'm bout flat broke but I hear tell that new place on the corner's a real Brick Oven.
Brick Oven by Mama Roberts August 14, 2008

Brick City 

John: Whereabouts u live cus?
Nathan: Brick City.
John: Skeen.
Brick City by Blayza June 22, 2012

brick nadley 

To finger a drunk grade 9 at a bush party.
Dude! You pulled a brick nadley.
brick nadley by Anonimmous October 13, 2004

brick mama 

A mother of two or more children, who is divorced, and runs a very tight ship around the house.
Bob Saget, Mary Alexsander are both brick mamas. "Boy if you don't clean your room, im gonna whip yo ass up first street and down hickory lane"
brick mama by Billy Goodwin September 25, 2006

Brick mits 

1) Someone not to be trifled with.
2) Brass Knuckles.
1) "Yea I agree shawtyis fine, but she belongs to brick mits over there."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."
Brick mits by Hooded Avenger August 10, 2008

brick busker 

Street performer who uses bricks for feats of dexterity. see busker.

Quick-thinking thief or con man.

Reply artist, excuse artist.

Someone who can quickly respond to any situation or accusation with an appropriate response as to eliminate or postpone the appearance of wrongdoing - including such tactics as acting stupid, using humor, reciprocating the accusation, leaving without response, or even acting deaf. The "brick busker" will take into account the persons involved, what was said, the way it was said, and who and what are around - perhaps even on a subconscious level. Calling someone a "brick busker" is usually met with confusion or misinterpretation.

Having a silver tongue or effective denial when attempting to escape guilt or shame.

Most people have some qualities, or a basic level, of a "brick busker"

A term that communicates more fear than anything else. Most people are honest, and not brick buskers.

Antonym: brick buster, or someone who tells the truth and goes directly at any situation.
"Did you see that mime over there? He was next to that brick busker who almost dropped that middle brick when he tried to throw it really high in the air."

"I snatched up the most expensive tools there, quickly threw them in my bag with the set i brought, but got accused of being a brick busker while i was leaving, so i acted confused and repeated the phrase a few times, getting it wrong usually, and kept on walking out of there."

Watching the tv show The Riches might make someone think they could be a traveller, a grifter, or a brick busker.

"It never occurred to me that he could have been a brick busker, I believed he was my friends cousin or something. I didn't notice anything missing either. Now I feel paranoid. Hopefully everything is kosher. Oh wait, he did match the desciption to a T. He probably wasn't a brick busker."
brick busker by ?0~ October 15, 2008