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Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.
Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans
by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018
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Cool Beans

Awesome, surprising, funny, out-of-the-blue. Often relating to an act of supreme thoughtfulness or creativity, or to a situation that's just generally groovy.
Sam's internet surprises always make me smile; he really knows what's cool beans around here.
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chill your beans

person1- i'm gonna fuck you up biatch
person2- wow man, chill your beans
by mason February 4, 2004
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fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.
"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin
by jay January 7, 2004
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willy beans

Term meaning either a males balls or literally beans made of cock. Usually used in a insult.
by J_Diz July 16, 2006
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Dick Beads

Tiny beads attached to a string with an aproximate diameter range from 1 millimeter to 5 millimeters. Inserted into the male human erect penis.
Hey John, I got some dick beads; want to slide them up our dicks?
by Slavik Kukolov August 28, 2008
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Low Bats

When a person's trousers and lowered and fasted around the buttocks or just below them. Usually common in rude boys and people who live in certain areas and estates. Originated from a prison where all black men had their belts taken off them because one black man strangled a white man with his belt, this caused their trousers to lower as thay walked. This was then taken up by people outside.
O my God bruv, look at that brers low bats.
by ReZa October 21, 2004
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