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flourescent bastard

the british police. who wear bright yellow jackets, also builders, and lollypop ladies
by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006
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Cat-Assed Bastard

1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure...

2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.
1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Yes, let us throw rocks at him.

2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Those aren't real.
by Maxxorz September 22, 2005
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Ass Bastard Fuck

An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.

Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.

Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.
ASS BASTARD FUCK!

Dude you are an ass bastard fuck.

I just wish......AHH ASS BATARD FUCK!
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fucking bastard

George W. Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, and all the other warmongering fucking bastard leaders of the Coalition Of The Killing.
Howard Hitler is a fucking bastard.
by Mystikan March 25, 2004
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bacharack

A man so envious of other men's larger penises that he cannot function in his daily life; all his thoughts and energy is spent thinking about how it would be to have a normal penis.
"Look at that sorry bastard sitting there moping and staring at guys' crotches, he's such an bacharack."
by Mr. good goods May 4, 2009
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Bastard Honey

Bastard honey is honey who's floral origins are unknown. Compared to monofloral honey, honey from one type of plant, or polyfloral honey, honey that has been mixed, bastard honey's origins are either unknown, undisclosed, or something else of the sort. The idea of bastard honey comes from the idea of illegitimate honey, who's ancestry is unknown.
I got some honey packaged like catsup from the bakery near my school, but was disappointed when I realized it was bastard honey
by devinhoo April 14, 2010
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bastard

a) offensive term for a son raised by a single mother with no help or support from the father

b) a male that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring
Under definition b) I'd order each and every bastard to pay child , regardless of visitation rights or if they haven't been ordered by the court to pay child support
by Sexydimma September 18, 2016
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